Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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Fags, Shags and Kebabs

Feb 26, 2001 · 30m

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Spunk

Mar 5, 2001 · 30m

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Bone with the Wind

Mar 12, 2001 · 30m

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Angry Wangry

Mar 19, 2001 · 30m

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Lard

Mar 26, 2001 · 30m

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Ugly Babies

Apr 2, 2001 · 30m

The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.